Juggling small furry animals, ridiculing professional bodybuilders and snorting DeLorean parts
Latest News:
I just bought a new fridge...Im sticking the old one outside and spraypainting the words time machine surrounded by stars on the side, so the neighborhood kids will play in it rather than on my car.
Favorite Quote:
Oh come on, you doctors having been telling us for years to drink at least 8 glasses of gravy a day. - Homer