Stalking Michelle Pfeiffer, yelling at random, putting on my dead skin mask and going to the grocery, making laser noises while crawling around on the floor, and chewing gum while scuba diving.
Latest News:
I recently became a human test subject for extraterrestrials. I now have developed a fetish for collecting glass eyes.
Favorite Quote:
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.