Basics
- Yahoo! ID:
- mauricescargot2000
- Real Name:
- Maurice Escargot
- Nickname:
- The Real French Fan
- Location:
- Shantytown
- Age:
- 39
- Marital Status:
- Single, Not Looking
- Sex:
- Male
- Occupation:
- Gumshoe Extraordinaire
More About Me
- Hobbies:
- Solving a case or swinging from a tree. Sharing a joke with Crosby and Hope. Drinking excessively.
- Latest News:
- Recently cracked the Lace and Whiskey Caper. It left my mouth dry, like a dead towel.
- Favorite Quote:
- Shake off your shoes, go and get me my booze.
Interests
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