About Me
RELATIONSHIPS
- Relationship Status: Married
WORK
- The third reich (Panzer commander, August 1939-April 1945)
- French/ US military (Village burner, peasant shooter - (Indo China), January 1956-August 1971)
- Ugandan government (Overseer of politically motivated murder, August 1971-September 1979)
- Soviet government (Nuclear safety officer -(Chernobyl plant), September 1979-April 1986)
INTERESTS
- Interests: Rugby, drinking, satanism
- Favorite Music: Power metal, speed metal, industrial metal, black metal, thrash metal, death metal and Cat Stevens
- Favorite Movies: Inchon, Ishtar, Battlefield Earth
- Movies I Want to See: The one where that chick does all those dwarves.
- Favorite Books: "How to pick up girls" by Boy George, Freddie Mercury and Julian Clary
- Books I Want to Read: Helen Clark- the man we never knew.
- Favorite Quotes: Two plus six doesn't isn't worth the equally divisable parts of 1556 when a lion eats your harmonica
- Favorite Foods: The chicken on a stick at those roadside stalls in Bangkok that gives you the shits and ruins your holiday
- Favorite Places: Beautiful Auckland, Chiang Mai, Beijing
- Places I Want to Visit: Beautiful Auckland, Chiang Mai, Beijing
- Anything Else: It wasn't me looking through the window at your wife undressing. I was in hospital at the time and I have proof and if you don't believe me, ask my mate because he wasn't there either.